None of you are on my level and will never be on my level. I’ve watched Galactic Football 2006, and I know One Touch better than your mom knows your grades. Maybe you can achieve 1% of my strength by ...

If I were to flip you the bird left-handed, which I sometimes do to mix things up, you’d notice that my middle finger is crooked, with a bulged knuckle. Why does it look like that? Catfish noodling.